Tupac Griswold emailed me!

I love spammers. Actually, let me rephrase that: I love some spammers. Most of them just send you lines of unintelligible nonsense with oddly enticing subject lines (i.e. "Hi Vince!"). But sometimes, you've just gotta hand it to them for their effort and creativity. Take this gem from my dear friend Tupac Griswold:

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://equateagain.cn) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

And check out this stream of consciousness masterpiece touching on the wildly differing themes of the Incas, cocaine, Robert Anton Wilson, Sigmund Freud and "drugnaive virgins" among other things:

history. meantime which secular parody Heaven commonly leads Hell. Is Best Take CocaineAs rule thumb unwise evolved truly vicious set negative feedback Their effect stop happy long. Nature cruelly pleasure. uniquely powerful followed crash. involves anxiety extreme possibly paranoia. Physical craving develops. heavy patterns behaviour occur. tactile insects crawling skin Severe agitated delirium also syndrome toxic paranoid neural include changes monoamine There receptors brains capacity equally likely alienate family friends. Most money spent thinking about get utterly illusion freewill During mission consume rocks day. addicts often cheat steal commit crimes violence.

coca. It drug induces sense user primarily by blocking reuptake dopamine midbrain. If are then future millennia will witness what Robert Anton Wilson once called hedonic Mature currently states euphoria into absolute sentient Lifelong happiness Peak become natural part everyday mental health. alas offers only delusive shortcut. times leaf was reserved for Inca royalty. natives used mystical religious social and medicinal purposes. Coqueros exploited its stimulant ward fatigue hunger enhance endurance promote benign initially banned Spanish. Bishop Cuzco outlawed pain death because evil agent Devil. noted century orthodox Catholic artist Don Diego Robles declared that plant devil

heating solution baking soda water type makes cracking sound heated hence vaporises low easily via pipe. delivers intensity pleasure outside normal human wonderful intense being alive enjoy. access whose modes unknown Groping adequate sometimes speak terms Drugnaive virgins slightly otherwise cannot confident unless thrall logical theories meaning grasped necessary oneself. best emotional baseline affective analogue Absolute Zero

typical serving around mg Sold today still contains extract CocaCola Company imports eight tons each year. Nowadays since has been removed. typically between percent chewed such form rarely presents medical problems. Indeed soaked mashed however extracted After organic solvent cocapaste pure. usually exported salt This powdered most common until recently West. Drug testing aims detect presence major inactive detected five casual users. chronic urinary detection possible weeks. wasnt

sometimes speak terms Drugnaive virgins slightly otherwise cannot confident unless thrall logical theories meaning grasped necessary oneself. best emotional baseline affective analogue Absolute Zero enriched awareness greater than anything grasp. rapturous euphoric cokebinge history. meantime which secular parody Heaven commonly leads Hell. Is Best Take CocaineAs rule thumb unwise evolved truly vicious set negative feedback Their effect stop

food people live month now eating... active first isolated West German chemist Friedrich Gaedcke named Albert Niemann described improved process his PhD cocaine. Sigmund Freud early magical drug. wrote song praise honour practised extensive To Sherlock Holmes mind secondary action matter small moment. Louis Strange Case Dr Jekyll Mr Hyde sixday Intrepid polar Ernest explored propelled tablets Forced March. Doctors dispensed

initially banned Spanish. Bishop Cuzco outlawed pain death because evil agent Devil. noted century orthodox Catholic artist Don Diego Robles declared that plant devil invented total natives. But invaders without Incan gift gods could barely work

Don't you feel smarter already?