Thanks goes out to NFL.com's comprehensive draft profiles.
I've included little notes after each prospect that I found interesting.
1. DE Ikaika Alama-Francis 6-5, 290 (Hawaii) - "He did not play football in high school despite the fact that his father, Joe Francis, was a backup quarterback for the Green Bay Packers."
2. DT Quinn Pitcock 6-3, 301 (Ohio State) - His first listed 'positive' is a "thick, powerful frame.' Umm...ok...who writes these things? Has a brother named Jafe(?). Doesn't Jafe sound like a botched Legend of Zelda character or something?
3. SS Sabby Piscitelli 6-3, 224 (Oregon State) -
Piscitelli and prep teammate tailback Yvenson Bernard ended up in Corvallis when OSU Associate Athletic Director Bob Clifford learned of Piscitelli not accepting a scholarship offer from any college through his son. Clifford's son played with Piscitelli and Bernard at Boca Raton High School. Clifford, a native of Florida, was cooking hot dogs for the school's booster club at home games while working at Florida Atlantic University.
Huh?!?!? This paragraph sounds like an LSAT question. Especially with that irrelevant last sentence thrown in. Hot dogs? What???
I wish Yvenson Bernard were a draft prospect so I could include him in this.
Possesses a V-shaped torso with a well-defined upper body, good bubble, developed calves and good chest thickness … Has the loose hips and sudden burst to close on the ball in a hurry and shows good body control in transition
Ummmm...borderline too much info there, buddy. And what's a bubble? Do I really want to know?
Jesus, Sabby's draft profile is long! I mean, check out his listed 'Positives.' It's like a short story. If I were a GM and read this dude's writeup, I'd take this guy with my first pick.
Hey...it's all about the "V-shaped torsos!"
4. C/G Samson Satele 6-2, 311 (Hawaii) - Has a cousin named Hercules. Seriously.
5. WR Chansi Stuckey 5-10, 185 (Clemson) - Chansi? As in Chauncey Billups?
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