Friday, September 5, 2008

I ♥ NY

After 2 weeks here, I'm starting to understand what Andrew WK was talking about.

A brief rundown of classic moments I've experienced/witnessed so far.

*Note: What you are about to read is completely true, free of embellishment, and a fucking trip...

  • A couple frantically having (pantomiming?) dry sex in a Stuy Town park around 10 feet away from where I was sitting. They were both standing, mind you, with the gal bent over doggie-style. Oh, and after they "finished," she walked over to me and asked me for a light.
  • "Gay emo thugs" (Lex Diamonds coined this one, props due) boarding a subway train and proceeding to have a dance recital, complete with choreography. Think braids, blowout fros and whatnot, crispy white tees, satin hoop shorts, and hyper-feminine mannerisms to top it off. Anyways, the last thing I saw as the doors closed on them was one of the dudes starting to sit on the other's face.
  • My flatmate Joey and I went exploring in the East Village, walking down 1st Ave. About a few blocks in, we're approached by a distraught and lost-looking, young white woman who asks: "Do you guys speak English?" before proceeding to tell us she was trying to find an address. Joey is as white as they come and as for me...shit...I don't have an excuse. I could very well come off as someone who doesn't speak, being asian and all.*
  • *Side note: it took this girl in one of my classes 7 tries to figure out what I was. One of 'em was pretty obscure and one I've never gotten before: Laotian.
  • More Stuy Town hijinks: on one of the benches that surround the fountain in the middle of the park, a couple engaged in a heavy, HEAVY make out sesh. Dude was fondling his girl's breast like there was no tomorrow. Oh, and this was within plain sight of the say, 20 people seated around them. No shame, no shame...
  • An extremely graphic eye-surgery video playing on a huge flat-screen TV at a bar. Oh yeah, it was "free personal pizza with every beer" night so the clientele were in the middle of eating as this transpired.
  • I was chatting with a coked-out glam girl (dried blood in her right nostril) in full make-up, get-up and whatnot, rocking these kind of boots (sorry, don't know the name of the style) in a coffee grindery (?) on Orchard St. She was unemployed after being fired but was "not worried about it" (her words). So she finishes filling out an app for the coffee place...gets up and immediately loses her balance, half falling over and stumbling across the entire store without regaining her bearings before grasping a counter littered with coffee beans - spraining her right ankle repeatedly in the process. It must have folded over around 5x, no joke.
And that's just the beginning.
Going to post some funny pics next. Don't sleep!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Lobizon "transformation"



Thanks to my bro Ryan for this gem!

When I first saw this, I wondered what the hell a "lobizon" was in the first place.

According to the Scifipedia:

El Lobizon is Argentina's werewolf, a cursed human who periodically transforms into a large, ferocious animal that resembles a large-eared dog, with legs like those of a child. According to local legend, only the seventh son in a family whose children are all boys can fall victim to this curse.

El Lobizon appears only when there's a full moon, and legend has it that the stricken man is especially likely to transform when that full moon falls on a Friday. Tales of run-ins with the beast suggest that it's quite difficult to subdue, shrugging off blows with blunt objects as if they didn't even occur.

With that snippet of background, check the vid. You will not be disappointed.

I dare you to not laugh out loud.

P.S. Doesn't it seem like he has a bad case of heartburn at the onset of his "transformation?"
P.P.S. Dude has $$$ waiting for the taking in Hollywood.

"We're Almost There"



My fave MJ song, straight up and down!
Gotta be one of the most
slept on tracks, ever.
The lush, soaring string section, catchy bassline, uplifting lyrics...pre-insanity MJ at his finest.

And on a totally random note, I also found this version of the song on Youtube. Why it's juxtaposed with Duck Tales: The Movie is beyond me. It's so surreal it makes my head hurt. The very fact that it exists is more cause for concern than global warming in my opinion...

Friday, August 15, 2008

Um Err Ik Uh - Jumbo McNasty X Tropical Commodity


"My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth."
-Abraham Lincoln

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
-Oscar Wilde


11:51 AM Jumbo McNasty: i dunno man, i get tired of this american individualism sometimes
Tropical Commodity: yeah, honestly I feel like its all a sham...
JM: if the mentality here is based on a collective whole, i dont think there would be as many wackjobs roaming around as there are now
11:52 AM TC: we're a nation of fuck-ups
like everyone wants to be "free" and an individual and shit, but that just leads to madness
11:53 AM JM: it does man, freedom cant be attained by isolation
TC: so true
11:54 AM you need others to help you realize that goal
reach your full potential
you basically need love
JM: in the classic sense
TC: let me put it this way....
11:55 AM personal-growth wise, one needs "alone time" to realize who they really are
but the next step of growth shouldn't be undertaken alone
11:56 AM one needs to share that newfound sense of self with like-minded peeps
JM: because humans are social creatures. Deprive anybody of stimulation and they go mad
11:57 AM TC: yeah...social stimulation...love, happiness, laughter
11:58 AM JM: isolation, greed, freedom = madness
11:59 AM TC: wow
this is a pretty profound conversation
imagine if we had blazed right before this
JM: I'm trying to make it haha
12:00 PM that movie was fucking awesome last night
TC: we might be writing a manifesto or some shit
Happiness? or Total Recall?
JM: happiness
TC: HAHA! I'm so glad you dug it
12:01 PM some people I watch it with don't give it a chance and just write it off as some weird ish
12:02 PM JM: it was good, i thought it zeroed in on the intense sorrow prevalent in everyday life
phillip seymour hoffman is great
TC: well put! like the title itself was the biggest irony
12:03 PM bc it wasn't really about "Happiness"
JM: yeah its a complete paradox
TC: dude, if you liked that...there are more films by the director (Solondz) that I know you'll appreciate
JM: like what?
12:05 PM TC: this one called Storytelling....welcome to the dollhouse
what was your favorite story arc in Happiness?
12:06 PM JM: the fucked up kid
TC: mine was the perverted Dad
yeah!
the Dad with the confused kid
12:10 PM JM: how about P.S.H. busting a nut against the wall
12:12 PM TC: LOL!!!
JM: that guy always plays fuck-ups on the end of the line
12:13 PM u should watch boogie nights

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Verbum Day - Bay Brig X Tropical Commodity



Beat #7 - 9th Wonder

*Please pause the music player on the right and bump this joint when reading this post. Thanks and have a blessed day, The Management

VERBUM DEI: (latin) def. "the word of God."


{bay brig}
the average zero is more like an artistic hero
with organic meals, to dream worthy ideals
shit out gold, so sweet that sold......

crisp.
california sneakers.
walk everyday.
like sleeping whales they wash up in the bay

{tropical commodity}
the bay brig...high level intellect
don't sleep 'cause shes always on like the Internet

energy for days, the hydro power like waves
rhyme flows like cyclones
she represent from midnight to high noon

{bay brig}
b*tch u wont find me on xanga, working everyday on my block playing jenga

video. i'm a fiend, dark caves u not see
indian reservations are the ghettos of the earth
while the white collars cover the unwashed skin of dirt

{tropical c.}
just gotta stay true to the light
no fright
God's right
chest tight
breathe in -- exhale full might



Animal Collective - Reverend Green



What I would give to see this brilliance live.

To me, they are so ahead of the curve it's not even funny. Through their music, the Collective tap into feelings and emotions primal in nature. At the same time, there is a certain elegant mystery to the melodies...suggestive of a childlike wonder and a supernatural innate goodness in our world.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

And yet again, further proof that RACISM lives on in 2008


(note: my comments in bold red italics)

BEIJING (AP) — Players on Spain's Olympic basketball team defended a photo in an ad showing the players using their fingers to apparently make their eyes look more Chinese.

The photo, which has been running as a newspaper spread in Spain since Friday, shows all 15 players making the gesture on a basketball court adorned with a Chinese dragon. The photo was part of a publicity campaign for team sponsor Seur, a Spanish courier company, and is being used only in Spain. How this shit even got published as a spread AND has been running since Friday is beyond me. The fact that it's running only in Spain is pretty irrelevant as well. I'm sure that there's a large Asian contigent living abroad over there. Plus, Spain is home to some of the most metropolitan cities in the world -- all with ties to major media outlets. So, in short, shit was bound to leak into the public realm.

"It was something like supposed to be funny or something but never offensive in any way," said Spain center Pau Gasol, who also plays for the Los Angeles Lakers. "I'm sorry if anybody thought or took it the wrong way and thought that it was offensive." Uh yeah, Pau. Dick.

Point guard Jose Manuel Calderon said the team was responding to a request from the photographer.

"We felt it was something appropriate, and that it would be interpreted as an affectionate gesture," Calderon, who plays for NBA's Toronto Raptors, wrote on his ElMundo.es blog. "Without a doubt, some ... press didn't see it that way." I have Yahoo Fantasy Basketball love for you Jose (solid source of assists, low Assist to Turnover Ratio), but you thought it would be "interpreted as an affectionate gesture?" Never heard that one before. I guess people putting on blackface is affectionate in your book as well, huh? Dick.

International media criticized the photo. London's Daily Telegraph said Spain's "poor reputation for insensitivity toward racial issues has been further harmed" by the photo. Tell me about it.

"This was clearly inappropriate, but we understand the Spanish team intended no offence and has apologised," Emmanuelle Moreau, a spokeswoman for the International Olympic Committee, said in an e-mail. "The matter rests there as far as the IOC is concerned."

The OCA, an organization representing Asian-Pacific Americans, also found the photo disturbing. "It is unfortunate that this type of imagery would rear it's head at a time that is supposed to be about world unity," George Wu, the group's deputy director, said in a statement.

The Spanish women's basketball team also posed for photo doing the same thing, and four members of Argentina's women's Olympic football team were shown making similar faces in a photograph published last week.

Gasol said it was "absurd" people were calling the gesture racist.

"We never intended anything like that," he said. Sure, but you're still an ignorant MF.

The Spanish basketball federation declined to comment Wednesday. "The players explained what happened," Villanueva said. "We think that's enough."

A Seur official in Madrid said the company had not intended to offend the Chinese people, but has no immediate plans to withdraw the ad, which is scheduled to run on selected days until the end of the games.

Seur has not received any formal protest or complaint from Chinese authorities, the official said on condition of anonymity because she was not authorized to speak publicly about the situation.

It's not the first time Spanish sports has encountered questions over racist attitudes, and the photo comes at a time when Madrid is vying to host the Olympics.

"We're surprised by the remarks of racism," said Juan Antonio Villanueva, the communications director for the city's 2016 Olympic bid. "Spain is not a racist country — quite the opposite."

Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was subjected to abuse at a Barcelona circuit in February, while former Spain coach Luis Aragones also used a racist remark about France striker Thierry Henry to motivate one of his players. Monkey chants rained down on England's black players during an international friendly against Spain in a match played in Madrid in 2004, soon after Aragones' outburst. Again, have we progressed at all in terms of race relations in the past 20 years? It's like it's all buried underneath this faux-"Disneyland*" reality where society tries to paint a perfect picture of how the world's supposed to be.

*You know how in Disneyland, there are a bunch of elaborate and beautiful facades (Main St. USA for example) that are absolutely empty. Just might as well be cardboard cutouts.

The basketball federation had just signed a four-year contract extension with Chinese clothing brand Li Ning shortly after arriving in the Chinese capital for the games.

"We have great respect for the far East and its people, some of my best friends in Toronto are originally Chinese, including one of our sponsors, the brand Li Ning," Calderon wrote. "Whoever wants to interpret it differently is completely confusing it." Oh so you have some peeps who are "originally Chinese" whatever that's supposed to mean. That makes it OK, right?

Frank Zhang, Li Ning's director of government and public affairs, played down the incident.

"We don't think this is an insulting gesture to the Chinese," Zhang said. "In fact, the gesture shows that the Spanish team is so humorous, relaxing and cute. They sat around a dragon pattern, which we think showed respect to the Chinese. This is what really gets to me. The freakin' Chinese athletic wear sponsor's cover-up. Or actually, their refusal to see the reality of the situation. Just trying to save face and shit...it's disgusting. "...the gesture shows that the Spanish team is so humorous, relaxing and cute?" Give me a break. The longer Li Ning butters up this situation, the less respect they have in the eyes of the international community. But who knows. Maybe it all comes down to a straight up business decision. Maybe their ties to the team is raking in some big cheddar for them. Still though, I would love to see some semblance of self-respect and national pride in this case. $$$ be damned.

"Li Ning Ltd. will not change any business plans with the Spanish team because of this," Zhang added. "People should focus on great Olympic Games instead of something else."

World champion Spain is 2-0 at the Olympics after rallying to beat China 85-75 Tuesday while consistently getting booed.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Let's GROW & EVOLVE for our own sake ya'll. This shit is straight up embarassing.

"Racism is a refuge for the ignorant. It seeks to divide and to destroy. It is the enemy of freedom, and deserves to be met head-on and stamped out."
-Pierre Berton
"Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been."
-Angela Davis